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Several of our shows are in what can only be called "Broad Doric" -
I think that it'll be a while before software can handle that -
humans have enough difficulty!! If OfCom ever ask for a recording,
we'll probably have to provide a translator....!!<br>
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A guy in Espionage won’t call you a beautiful woman. He’ll check you
out, order you a Jägerbomb, and call you a “bonnie haddie.”<br>
Yes, haddie. As in haddock. As in the fish that goes in a fish
supper. Classic loon.<br>
<br>
A Dons fan won’t be mortally embarrassed if Aberdeen lose to Buckie
Thistle, but he will be “black affrontit.”<br>
Can’t blame him.<br>
<br>
When you know you know someone, but you just can’t put your finger
on where you know them from, there’s only one thing worth saying: “A
ken a ken im, but a da ken far a ken im fae.”<br>
Ken?<br>
<br>
The bonnie haddies in the Priory haven’t slapped on too much
make-up. They’ve absolutely “clarted” it on.<br>
But what’s a quine to do when she’d otherwise be described as having
the following?<br>
A face like a weet dish-cloot<br>
A face like a skelpit airse<br>
A face that wid soor milk<br>
<br>
A quine doing the ‘walk of shame’ down Union Street at 11am on a
Sunday isn’t an unkempt person. She’s a “hallyrackit craiter.”<br>
What a girl!<br>
<br>
Your pal isn’t asking you for a piece of chuddy halfway up Bennachie
when she says, “Hing on a minty.”<br>
She’s saying, “Wait for me!”<br>
<br>
Hanging out in Schuh on a Saturday afternoon, you won’t hear anyone
say, “Which foot fits which foot?”<br>
But you will hear “Fit fit fits fit fit?”<br>
<br>
After getting “drookit” (drenched) in the rain on what was meant to
be a nice day out to Dunnottar Castle, you don’t exclaim that you’re
totally knackered.<br>
You say, “Am fair forfechan!”<br>
<br>
After a heavy sesh at Aberdeen Sports Village, you don’t have sweaty
armpits.<br>
You “ave minky oxters.”<br>
<br>
and so on.... :-)<br>
<br>
Eddie<br>
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<pre class="moz-signature" cols="0">KCR broadcasts across Moray and beyond on 107.7FM
and to the world on the internet at <a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="http://kcr.fm">http://kcr.fm</a>
KCR is the operating name of Keith Community Radio Ltd.
Registered in Scotland: No SC 173805
Registered Office: 59a Land Street, Keith, Banffshire, AB55 5AN</pre>
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<div class="moz-cite-prefix">On 07/06/16 12:52, Alex Gray, Two Lochs
Radio wrote:<br>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span
style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:#1F497D;mso-fareast-language:EN-US">Hmm…
I wonder how many stations would relish the thought of such
equipment falling into Ofcom’s hands!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span
style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:#1F497D;mso-fareast-language:EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span
style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:#1F497D;mso-fareast-language:EN-US">Of
course, even quite polished verbal presentation can seem
pretty gibberish when written down verbatim – one reason
Hansard is so heavily subedited before publication!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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lang="EN-US">From:</span></b><span
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lang="EN-US"> <a class="moz-txt-link-abbreviated" href="mailto:cma-l-bounces@mailman.commedia.org.uk">cma-l-bounces@mailman.commedia.org.uk</a>
[<a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="mailto:cma-l-bounces@mailman.commedia.org.uk">mailto:cma-l-bounces@mailman.commedia.org.uk</a>] <b>On
Behalf Of </b>Ian Hickling<br>
<b>Sent:</b> 07 June 2016 11:28<br>
<b>To:</b> The Community Media Association Discussion
List <a class="moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" href="mailto:cma-l@mailman.commedia.org.uk"><cma-l@mailman.commedia.org.uk></a><br>
<b>Subject:</b> [cma-l] Studio output monitoring<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><span
style="font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black">What
a good idea - self-critiquing in your own time!<br
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</span><span
style="font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif">All we
need now is a versatile piece of Voice Recognition
software that will produce a Word .doc of speech from "Mic
Live" operation.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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Hickling</span><span
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From: <a moz-do-not-send="true"
href="mailto:eddie@kcr.fm">eddie@kcr.fm</a><br>
Date: Tue, 7 Jun 2016 10:59:03 +0100<br>
Subject: [cma-l] Studio output monitoring<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span
style="font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black">We've
always advocated listening off air as the one way to
ensure that what you're broadcasting is as it should
be.</span><span
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Our presenters also have their own website, one feature
of which is that they can listen to the ROT recordings
at their leisure for self critical appraisal or when
someone says "Did you hear what you said last night?" or
"Please don't talk if you're not in front of an open
mic"<br>
<br>
Amazingly, quite a few do actually use the feature!<br>
<br>
Eddie<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<pre>-- <o:p></o:p></pre>
<pre>KCR broadcasts across Moray and beyond on 107.7FM<o:p></o:p></pre>
<pre>and to the world on the internet at <a moz-do-not-send="true" href="http://kcr.fm" target="_blank">http://kcr.fm</a><o:p></o:p></pre>
<pre><o:p> </o:p></pre>
<pre>KCR is the operating name of Keith Community Radio Ltd.<o:p></o:p></pre>
<pre>Registered in Scotland: No SC 173805<o:p></o:p></pre>
<pre>Registered Office: 59a Land Street, Keith, Banffshire, AB55 5AN<o:p></o:p></pre>
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